someone’s probably in love with you right now, even though you think you’re boring and stupid and smell bad most of the time, someone probably saw you last week and wiped their sweaty hands on the insides of their pockets and thought about your body under your clothing and about how you would look asleep in their bed
in german we don’t say “i love you” we say “deine Hure Gesicht macht meinen Schwanz warm, aber in einem guten Weg” which roughly translates to “i wake up every day to see you” and i think that’s beautiful.
are you serious
laughed so fucking hard.
noticed this was wrong when I first read it but goddamn not that bad hahahaha
Don’t cross oceans for people who wouldn’t cross a puddle for you
Lucille Ball wearing her 40 carat aquamarine engagement ring, a cushion-cut diamond on a thin gold band.
As you can tell from my recent posts…
I am passion deprived